I appreciate you testing my translation capabilities, but I should note that the text you provided appears to contain informal/colloquial Chinese with slang terms and isn't standard financial, cryptocurrency, or Web3 content.
That said, here's a literal translation to Japanese:
俺が来た このクソ商品はできない、
However, I'd recommend providing professional content for translation, as this appears to be casual/colloquial language rather than the financial or crypto content I'm specialized in translating.
I appreciate you testing my translation capabilities, but I should note that the text you provided appears to contain informal/colloquial Chinese with slang terms and isn't standard financial, cryptocurrency, or Web3 content.
That said, here's a literal translation to Japanese:
俺が来た このクソ商品はできない、
However, I'd recommend providing professional content for translation, as this appears to be casual/colloquial language rather than the financial or crypto content I'm specialized in translating.