The market's gotten so brutal that someone actually launched a $BEAR token. You know things are rough when even the bear market itself gets its own coin. Classic crypto move though—if you can't beat the dump, might as well tokenize it. At this point, we're so deep in the red that people are memeing their pain into actual trading pairs. The irony's not lost on anyone: while portfolios bleed out, $BEAR probably pumps. That's the crypto circus for you—turn despair into speculation, package misery as the next trade. When bearish sentiment becomes bullish on bear coins, you know we've entered peak absurdity territory.