$PIPPIN Guys, just stop it. Shorting, longing—are you still dreaming?

The market makers don’t care about logic; they’ll liquidate both longs and shorts and won’t stop until they squeeze out your last penny.
The only strategy: everyone stay out of the market and watch the market makers perform their dive—never touch this stuff again.
Human nature is complicated, and retail investors will always be disorganized. I know many people won’t listen to this advice.