Went out fishing.

Lately, I can't make any sense of the market fluctuations.
Today I went to the small shop by the river,
bought a pack of betel nuts and five packs of Zhonghua cigarettes.
When I tore open the betel nuts, I realized they were fake.
Thinking the old lady had it tough, I still bought them.
When I got to my fishing spot, I opened the cigarettes to have a smoke,
looked at the packaging—damn,
all five packs were fake.
When I drove back to the shop,
the old lady had already closed up.
People can be so deceitful, guys.