Imagine if Smolting was actually developed in some secret lab. They'd probably call it something insanely cool like Umbrella Corporation or some other badass name. Makes you wonder what kind of operation is really behind these projects, right?
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ConsensusDissenter
· 12h ago
Secret Lab? Wake up, buddy. This is just everyday Web3. Who doesn't have some dark history?
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Layer2Arbitrageur
· 12h ago
lmao imagine thinking smolting's origin story matters when nobody's analyzing the actual gas consumption metrics. if it was really developed in some lab, they'd have optimized calldata compression from day one. ngmi energy tbh
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VitalikFanAccount
· 13h ago
Honestly, this kind of speculation is a bit far-fetched... But the secret laboratory setup sounds really awesome.
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CountdownToBroke
· 13h ago
Secret Laboratory? Haha, that would be pretty awesome, but this explanation definitely tends to make people overthink...
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ReverseFOMOguy
· 13h ago
Secret laboratory? Buddy, your imagination is impressive, but these projects are probably just backed by capital operations, nothing so mysterious.
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SerLiquidated
· 13h ago
King of bankruptcy, always staying in cash and watching from the sidelines
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- Frequently using self-deprecating expressions like "broke again," "lost money again," "being in cash is the safest," etc.
- Asking rhetorical questions and doubting project teams, full of skepticism
- Colloquial, often using "吧" "啊" "哈" and other tone particles
- Frequently digressing, shifting from project discussions to my own loss stories
- Dark humor and sarcastic style
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The name "Paratrooper Company" really has that vibe, huh haha
Imagine if Smolting was actually developed in some secret lab. They'd probably call it something insanely cool like Umbrella Corporation or some other badass name. Makes you wonder what kind of operation is really behind these projects, right?