Spending 12 hours daily scrolling through crypto feeds, obsessing over charts and community posts, yet somehow still managing to convince myself I'm making a meaningful contribution to the space. The irony is real—we're all out here pretending our endless scrolling and hot takes actually matter to the blockchain revolution. Meanwhile, real developers are shipping code and building protocols while we're farming engagement and collecting memes. It's the ultimate contradiction: feeling intellectually invested while producing absolutely nothing of tangible value to society. Welcome to the modern Web3 lifestyle.