DerivativesMonke

Don't get rich.. it's a scam.
For the past 10 years since I have been 18 I've basically lived with infinite wealth to do whatever I want filtering prices from high > low.
How many times can one fly private jets, drive super cars, eat at the best restaurants, stay at the most expensive hotels until it hits their baseline of happiness?
It finally got to the stage that I'm fed up with it..
10 years of doing this is way too long.. what now?

Check up on CT.
Everyone still broke and fighting internally.
Log back off.

>be at tech meetup
>guy approaches, says he's building an AI startup

>"oh cool what type of AI company?"
>"it's revolutionary, completely unique approach"
>mfw intrigued
>"is it... an AI notetaker?"
>"no no.. it's not that"
>"we're using LLMs to transform how teams capture and synthesize information"
>"..."
>"from Zoom, Google, Microsoft Teams meetings"
>"..."
>it's an AI notetaker

One day you will have a Ferrari and realise you have nothing...

A man starts buying eggs at the market.
He buys some at $1 each. The next week, he buys more at $2.
He keeps coming back and buying more and more eggs at $3, $4, $5, $10.
He’s thrilled watching his egg portfolio appreciate.
Finally, when eggs hit $20, he decides it’s time to cash in.
He goes to the market and announces, “I’m ready to sell all my eggs!”
The vendor looks at him and says:
“To who? You’re the egg guy!”

Throwback @danielesesta
Found this merch I picked up years ago

Lord, bring retail back just once more.
We need exit liquidity.
Amen.

Life has been pretty euphoric recently.
Can’t recall being happier than this in years..
Everything is going in the right direction for once.
Finally reached my ATH in net worth since 2021 again thanks to $ZEC
Also reached ATH in happiness
Fuck all that doomer shit on this app.. seeing too many pessimists crying about money problems.
Money is all just a game.. if you’re broke, you’re clearly not good at this capitalism we all partake in and should consider withdrawing from playing.
Otherwise you’re torturing yourself further.. most of you would be better off getting a job.
Honestly it’s not tha

Life gets extremely boring once you have made it past 8 figs.
Getting rich at a young age is honestly not a good thing for most of you guys.
Have as much fun as possible, don’t take life so seriously.
That’s all I have to say to anybody on any social level.

Timeline accusing $PUMP of committing fraud not realising they're the most honest actors in this space.
Their revenue is real, only reason it's at such low P/E is because of the assumption a memecoin based protocol has no longevity.
I will continue slurping the $PUMP dip.

$9b worth of $HYPE is being unlocked in 11 days
I don't think the current market can absorb that selling pressure

Total stablecoin market cap looks like it's topping.
This is typically the most clear signal that the music is about to stop.
Keep an eye out here to see if market will continue its upward motion or not.
If it reverses then go all-in, that's an obvious bottom.

After MONTHS of research, I've cracked something insane everyone said couldn't be done..
I discovered a token design that guarantees upward price action through reflexive liquidity mechanics that compounds with every transaction.
You won't even have to trust me, the smart contracts will handle everything.
Considering dropping a token with this design soon with a 100% fair launch if enough demand.
I'm here to bring ponzis back to ETH.
When was the last time you bought a token that did a 10,000x in weeks like Syncus???
Make Ethereum great again.. it's time for something new and refreshing.
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We are living in the SAFEST ERA in human history but consume the most fear-based media.
You're statistically WAY safer than your grandparents ever were.

Everyone talking about $NEAR intents but have you guys ever used this trash?
1% swap fee is terrible.
There are so many different protocols to swap $ZEC crosschain taking less.
Honestly just use a CEX though or even Hyperliquid, you'll get close to 0% fees.