Fabianosol

Q1 is over
POV: If you invested $1,000 in _______ at the beginning of this year

no one:
crypto kols every year on this day:

trenches look pathetic
it's just bundled wallets that dump within seconds
there's no infrastructure that protects people
only pump fun could change it
there are enough smaller launchpads that have a much better and fairer version of pump fun
but pump fun has created a monopoly at this point
and they make $1M a day even if most tokens are just scams
so why fix it?
the game isn’t broken for them...
it’s working exactly as designed

game is game
but makes close to $1M every week from in-wallet swaps
80-90% is routed through Jupiter
means makes $800K/month by using free Jupiter API and add some fees
I know Jupiter gets volume, market share, etc. but is there any other benefit for them?

The rise and fall of Tensor
2022:
> two ex-quant traders with no funding
> win two Solana hackathons back to back
> bootstrap with $60k prize money
> launch during the FTX collapse
> zero users, zero revenue, zero social presence
2023:
> raise $3M
> quietly become #1 NFT marketplace on Solana
> beat Magic Eden in volume
> launch Tensorians NFT at 1.69 SOL
late 2023:
> Solana season begins
> pioneering cNFTs
> Tensorians hit 85 SOL (50x from mint)
> capturing 85% of all Solana NFT volume
> the "Blur of Solana" narrative is real
2024:
> TNSR token launches over $1B FDV
> everyone celebrates
> vo

50% of all countries already require tax reporting for crypto
By 2027 this will be 70–80%
If you’ve ever used a KYC exchange, your government will likely KNOW
Here are the best crypto tax tools ↓
@NetrunnerTax (best)
- Solana Support: 46+ protocols
- NFTs: Yes
- Pricing: Free up to 30K txns (then $189)
- Countries: 13 countries (US, JP, UK, DE, AU, etc.)
- Key Features: Deepest Solana-native accuracy
@AwakenTax
- Solana Support: Yes
- NFTs: Yes
- Pricing: Free up to 100 txns (then $99–$999)
- Countries: 55+ (US, EU, AU, CA, etc.)
- Key Features: Best for high-volume Solana traders
@CoinLedger

One guy is trying to liquidate his Mad Lads that he bought more than two years ago
Buying price: $82,750
Selling price: $5,500

Crypto is the future
But why does every token look like this?

Be P2P
> Have a great product
> Trying to raise $6M through MetaDAO
> Already know VC money is coming
> Betting on all "over" markets
> Not commenting on FUD
> Day later calling it conviction and haters "retards"
> Making $15K profits lol
How to f*** your company fast

Gold is crashing.
Silver is crashing.
Crypto is crashing.
Stocks are crashing.
The dollar is crashing.
There's only one thing not crashing...

If you're not bullish enough...
Wall street is being rebuilt on Solana

Who is actually making money in crypto?

Looks like private transfers are coming to @JupiterExchange
So far best options are:
- Send funds privately via @solflare (powered by @HoudiniSwap)
- Trade privately on @Titan_Exchange (via @vanishTrade)

BAYC went from over $400K to $10K
That says everything about the current state of NFTs
And most of them have already played their most valuable card: A token

pump fun makes $892 per minute
that's $50'000 per hour
$1.3M per day
$38M per month
$462M per year

Mad Lads ATH was $40,000 and is now priced at $935
Holders get an airdrop of 1,000 $BP tokens
Currently worth $200–$300
Yes, they’ve received total 5 figure airdrop in the past but the fact that $BP is one of the smallest seems to be disappointing for the community

Max pain is:
Alameda invested $500M in Anthropic in 2021.
That stake is now worth $14.6B.
More than enough to repay every FTX customer.
Twice.

Passive income never looked better...
Copy this, deposit $500 every month and wake up with $20K two years later
- 25% APY
- 5 airdrops
- diversified across 6 strategies
no gambling, no IL, lowest possible risk
the best yield portfolio right now

Geography used to define your income
Average Salary in Brazil? $416
In Nigeria? $160
But in crypto no one cares about your nationality or background as long as you bring the talent
You can easily make $100K per year if you lock in